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"Burn Down de Wal-Mart" on Soundclick!

A delightful (no-frills) version of this song (lyrics immediately below) is currently WAY up in the Soundclick comedy charts. High or Low Bitrate, or MP3 download available. Check 'er out!

"Burn Down de Wal-Mart"

Burn down de Wal-Mart,
Burn down de Wal-Mart;
Why they be buildin’ another store
That’s just a great big eyesore?

They have begun a construction boom,
Pretty soon they run out of room;
Then Wal-Mart be takin’ all our property
Just to boost up de economy.

Burn down de Wal-Mart,
Burn down de Wal-Mart;
Wal-Mart bulldoze me house ‘cause they need me lot,
It’s all a great big Wal-Mart plot.

Wal-Mart used to like to say,
“Buy stuff made in de U. S. of A.”
But stuff is so cheap from de Red Chinese
Wal-Mart shuttin’ U. S. factories.

Burn down de Wal-Mart,
Burn down de Wal-Mart;
Downsized people got to be good sports,
Shut up and buy all de nice imports.

Wal-Mart love its associates
And maybe someday give them health benefits;
Wal-Mart insure each life of its “Family”
And make Wal-Mart beneficiary.

Burn down de Wal-Mart,
Burn down de Wal-Mart;
Don’t fall asleep on your shift, by heck–
Wal-Mart bury you just to get check.

Wal-Mart sellin’ stuff nearly free
To try and build up its monopoly;
They put their rivals out of business
Then they raise their prices, I guess;

Burn down de Wal-Mart,
Burn down de Wal-Mart;
Wal-Mart be serving us very fine–
In a cheese sauce with some wine.

Burn down de Wal-Mart,
Burn down de Wal-Mart;
From sea to sea, soon this great big land
Will be under de Wal-Mart brand.

Burn it down!

It's not a guitar--it's a NUKELELE! 

Re-indicted--and it feels so GOOD! 

Boy, is MY neck red!