Wednesday, February 15, 2006

"Burn Down de Wal-Mart"

Burn down de Wal-Mart,
Burn down de Wal-Mart;
Why they be buildin’ another store
That’s just a great big eyesore?

They have begun a construction boom,
Pretty soon they run out of room;
Then Wal-Mart be takin’ all our property
Just to boost up de economy.

Burn down de Wal-Mart,
Burn down de Wal-Mart;
Wal-Mart bulldoze me house ‘cause they need me lot,
It’s all a great big Wal-Mart plot.

Wal-Mart used to like to say,
“Buy stuff made in de U. S. of A.”
But stuff is so cheap from de Red Chinese
Wal-Mart shuttin’ U. S. factories.

Burn down de Wal-Mart,
Burn down de Wal-Mart;
Downsized people got to be good sports,
Shut up and buy all de nice imports.

Wal-Mart love its associates
And maybe someday give them health benefits;
Wal-Mart insure each life of its “Family”
And make Wal-Mart beneficiary.

Burn down de Wal-Mart,
Burn down de Wal-Mart;
Don’t fall asleep on your shift, by heck–
Wal-Mart bury you just to get check.

Wal-Mart sellin’ stuff nearly free
To try and build up its monopoly;
They put their rivals out of business
Then they raise their prices, I guess;

Burn down de Wal-Mart,
Burn down de Wal-Mart;
Wal-Mart be serving us very fine–
In a cheese sauce with some wine.

Burn down de Wal-Mart,
Burn down de Wal-Mart;
From sea to sea, soon this great big land
Will be under de Wal-Mart brand.

Burn it down!

1 Comments:

Blogger jeff jewett said...

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